Top 14 Anime With Ridiculously Long Titles That Japan Loves

Titles are pretty important to an anime’s identity. They are one of the first things that fans identify and, you know, it’s how they are marketed for money. With any luck, they will be short and catchy — but not these puppies. Oh no, like this intro, they just go on forever and threaten you with hand cramps and headaches as you try to remember them!

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My favorite anime is Yahari Ore…no…Sei — ah, forget it.

Goo Ranking asked the Japanese community to rank the best anime with long titles. They aren’t ranked by character length, just really good shows with long titles.

And for some reason, Japanese fans voted for Oreimo twice.

 

T-14. Yuusha ni Narenakatta Ore wa Shibushibu Shuushoku wo Ketsui Shimashita. (29 votes)Yuusha ni Narenakatta Ore wa Shibushibu Shuushoku wo Ketsui Shimashita.

English Title: I Couldn’t Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job.

 

 

T-14. Ore ga Ojousama Gakkou ni “Shomin Sample” Toshite Gets♥Sareta Ken (29 votes)Shomin Sample

English Title: Shomin Sample: I Was Abducted by an Elite All-Girls School as a Sample Commoner

 

 

13. Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui! (31 votes)Watamote

English Title: WataMote: No Matter How I Look At It, It’s You Guys’ Fault I’m Unpopular!

 

 

12. Oniichan no Koto nanka Zenzen Suki ja Nai n da kara ne!! (37 votes)Oniichan no Koto nanka Zenzen Suki ja Nai n da kara ne!!

English Title: I don’t like you at all, Big Brother!!

 

 

11. Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy wo Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru (40 votes)My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy

English Title: My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy

 

 

10 & 9. Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai (42 votes)Oreimo

English Title: My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute

 

 

8. Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san (56 votes)Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san

English Title: Sexy Commando Side Story: Amazing! Masaru

 

 

7. Sakurako-san no Ashimoto ni wa Shitai ga Umatteiru (61 votes)Beautiful Bones -Sakurako's Investigation-

English Title: Beautiful Bones -Sakurako’s Investigation-

 

 

6. Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. (85 votes)OreGairu

English Title: My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected

 

 

5. Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai (104 votes)Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai

English Title: Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai

 

 

4. Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka (176 votes)Danmachi

English Title: Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

 

3. Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii Desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii Desu ka? (249 votes)WorldEnd

English Title: WorldEnd: What do you do at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?

 

 

2. Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai. (516 votes)Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day

English Title: anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day

 

1. Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo (903 votes)Kochikame

English Title: This is the Police Station in Front of Kameari Park in Katsushika Ward

 

What are your favorite long titles?

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