Stop the presses! Forget about the Spice and Wolf sequel…this is bigger than any of us. Keijo!!!!!!!! (eight exclamation points), is getting an anime.
Keijo!!!!!!!! takes place in an alternate Japan that allows gambling on horse races, boating racing, cycling, and booty wrestling. The sport of Kejio involves lovely contestants trying to push their opponent from a platform into water using only their butts or boobs. The series will follow Nozomi Kaminashi, a poor girl with a background in gymnastics who hopes to make money to help support her family.
And you thought anime was dead.
No release date, format, or studio has been revealed at this time. Don’t let that stop you from naming ass attacks that will be used to slay your enemies in water-based combat.