Squirtle is one of the most recognizable starter Pokémon in the franchise. The little turtle has been plastered on all kinds of merchandise, but none has looked this dubious before:
— ねぶくろ (@nikodounebukuro) May 14, 2017
This specially shaped Squirtle was spotted in Indonesia. We can only imagine that it was designed by an innocent intern or a prankster. Even worse is that someone gave the okay for the phallic-shaped Squirtle, which I’m guessing involved some drinks and heavy laughter.
But it could be a lot worse. It could be this Russian Pokemon book cover.