Being shy and hinting that you’re interested doesn’t work with dense people.

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So sometimes you need to be straightforward and catch their attention. Pickup lines memorably break the ice and make your intentions clear.

1. I’ve got handcuffs, let’s become everyone’s new favorite OTP.

2. Your body is 75% water and I’m thirsty.

3. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

 

4. My mom told me to chase my dreams, so I’m not letting you get away.

 

5. I have amnesia – do I come here often?

 

6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you again?

7. If you were a vegetable, I think you’d be a cutecumber

8. It’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.

9. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you got FINE written all over you.

But the best ones might be directly from Norn9!

They’re casual.

Simple.

Suggestive.

And clever.

 

But remember to always be confident or your partner might say:

What’s your favorite pickup line?

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I fell in love with anime when I first watched Mobile Suit Gundam then I discovered the world asian animation which has consumed all my free time since. I’m a liberal arts major that somehow got sucked into the publishing world and am happy to moonlight at GoBoiano where I can talk about people, shows, and projects I like.
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