7 Popular Anime Written By the Creator of Boku no Pico

This is Katsuhiko Takayama.

Katsuhiko Takayama

He is the legend who wrote the Boku no Pico saga!

Spongebob

There are four parts to the Boku no Pico story! It is this generation’s masterpiece.

But that was not enough for ol’ Katsuhiko.

He has worked as a screenwriter adapting manga into anime. Some of the series Katsuhiko has worked on have become popular. It’s the Boku no Pico touch that leads to success.

1. Fullmetal Alchemist

Studio: Ms. Arakawa, we at Bones would love to adapt your series, Fullmetal Alchemist. It has the chance to make anime great again!

ArakawaOkay, but you’re going to have to write some original material. I’m not rushing this stuff for you.

Studio: Do you have someone in mind to handle the original script?

ArakawaI’ve always loved Katsuhiko’s talent in handling interpersonal relationships and romance. Get him or I’m going to Studio Deen.

Fullmetal Alchemist

2.  Aldnoah.Zero

Studio: Cool, we got Gen Urobuchi to create and write an original mecha series for us! Everyone LOVES your work!

UrobuchiGotta butcher that dream, fam. I only wrote one page and only have time to direct the first episode.

Studio: WHAT? W-who can we get to take the lead then?

UrobuchiI know a guy, but you have to pay him in ice cream.

Aldnoah.Zero

3. ef: A Tale of Melodies

Studio: We must work on something that will bring our viewers to tears! Feals are at an all time high right now.

Intern: Boku no Pico made me cry…

Studio: Hmmm…yes…get Katsuhiro on the phone, we need his talents now!

ef: A Tale of Melodies

4. The Future Diary

Director: Oh man, I need to find someone who can get me a thrilling script. I’m on the verge of being fired…

Intern: What we need is someone who is crazy enough to make a yandere lead, killer cell phones, and a cardboard box guy exciting.

KatsuhiroAND THAT’S WHEN I INTRODUCED THE PENCIL THAT WOULD BE SHOVED UP THAT KID’S ASS!!

Director: …Sir, do you have time to listen to my job offer?

The Future Diary

5. Shounen Maid

Executive 1: Stocks are down, we need something that the people will love!

Executive 2: I think this Boku no Pico thing is stealing our audience…

Executive 3: What is that?

Executive 2: Don’t know, but everyone keeps recommending it to fans looking for anime.

Executive 1: Oh…cute girls are on the cover. Ask the writer to give me a TV safe version of this!

Shounen Maid

 6. Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

KatsuhikoI’m tired of writing about sexy boys, ice cream, and rape! I can be funny too, I’ll show all of you bastards!!!!

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

7. Big Order!

Studio: Why are you here, Mr. Katsuhiko?

KatsuhikoI really want to write about sexy boys and sexy girls fighting for no reason at all.

Studio: Hmm…this JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure thing seems to be popular. Think you can rip it off without getting the lawyers sent on us?

KatsuhikoDodging lawyers is my specialty.

Big Order!

I don’t know how Katsuhiko Takayama still gets writing gigs, but we really do not deserve this wonderful genius. May he continue to save anime.

From Urban dictionary:

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